Lists kind of crack me up. If you dig around and look at the lists various users have been placed on, you'll usually see some funny ones. I'm most proud of being added to a list called Chatty Authors, which has only four other people on it. I think it was one of my followers ways of communicating to me that I tweet way … » 4/18/14 6:43pm Friday 6:43pm

It would be great, although that's probably a lot of work! And I'm assuming it would have to be separate from the Kinja architecture, both because it would be an unauthorized, user-created system, and because Kinja gets changed every six months. » 4/18/14 3:04pm Friday 3:04pm

I once dreamed that I went on a school field trip to a theater and once we were inside, the doors were locked behind us. Vin Diesel kept chasing me around, drubbing me with his clublike penis. I was basically one big mushroom shaped bruise. Then the sassy grandma from Who's the Boss? rescued me. » 4/15/14 11:55am 4/15/14 11:55am

I've gotten stars like that before. I can't tell if it's a glitch or someone being clever with Kinja. I like to pretend it's a higher being whose name is too powerful to be captured in letters, but who is also such a doofus they spend time reading Gawker. » 4/14/14 1:09pm 4/14/14 1:09pm

I think Danny Elfman's voice is amazing. He's got a huge range, and his voice has an elastic quality to it. I mourned so, so hard when Oingo Boingo broke up. There really is no way to explain the depth and intensity of my obsession with them. » 4/13/14 1:20pm 4/13/14 1:20pm