It's probably best to assume everyone around you has Ebola. The only option at that point is to beat them over the head with a shovel while shouting "I DO THIS IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!" That cures it right up. (This will also work on someone who has a common cold.) » 8/19/14 4:47pm Tuesday 4:47pm

I'm totally okay with it too. I mean, going back to the old star system, which was essentially a user-moderated system, would work best. But this is just a broader, somewhat less effective/efficient take on the same concept. » 8/19/14 4:16pm Tuesday 4:16pm

Why is Kinja set up so that people can have duplicate display names? The only possible use of that feature is for abuse—as demonstrated by the gore spammer currently impersonating me all over Gawker Media. Can you explain why you're allowing this feature to exist? » 8/13/14 12:34pm 8/13/14 12:34pm

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