I think your attempt to avoid notice is hilarious. I have no idea if people just keep an eye on us or what. Seems like writers pop up sometimes awfully fast for a Google alert, but I'm not Google-savvy enough to know that for sure. I still can't get over the fact that anyone pays attention to our goofy asses at all. » 8/29/14 1:13pm 8/29/14 1:13pm

I seem to recall some people shrieking with an almost disturbing amount delight on the Singer article from yesterday. I wonder how long it will be before they're expending thousands of words worth of hot air on here? Maybe they're too hung over right now from excessive amounts of booze/batshit crazy investment in… » 8/28/14 9:58pm 8/28/14 9:58pm

If you've got a big platform (meaning if you're famous for something), you can get just about anything published. Agents will rep you just because of your platform, and publishing houses will give you deals right quick. But little people? We have to claw and fight. » 8/28/14 2:35pm 8/28/14 2:35pm

The tiered pinks/approved/starred system achieved all of this with a thoroughness none of your measures will even approach achieving. It allowed users to moderate comments themselves to a significant extent, and barred 99% of abusive people/trolls from ever even accessing the comments. You'll never come up with… » 8/27/14 10:34pm 8/27/14 10:34pm

The reason you were banned from Clashtalk—and it was something I was REALLY sad to have to give the okay to do—is that you were awful, absolutely awful, to multiple sexual assault survivors who told you their own experiences. You were so feverishly focused on being right—an awful lot like you are here, by the way—that… » 8/27/14 9:07pm 8/27/14 9:07pm

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